Thursday, October 31, 2013

Mall of America's Halloween

Mall of America's World's Largest Trick or Treat


    So we normally don't get trick or treaters at our condo since it's a high rise and I didn't want to just sit on my butt, watching The Great Pumpkin, eating candy corn... I did that later. So we went to Mall of America to check out the festivities (and to eat at B-Dubs).

 
      On first arrival, it seemed like the Mall was decently quiet, due to the lack of cars in the parking garage on the upper levels but this was not the case once we ventured inside. It was full of life;

 

 
      The rotunda had a costume contest  and was fully decorated. It also had a line going through the entrance of Camp Nickelodeon (although it'll always be Camp Snoopy to me) for pictures in front of a spooky backdrop. There were people everywhere; kids, adults, babies, way-too-old-for-this-creepy-young-adults all in costumes milling about throughout each level.
 
 
      It wasn't so crowded as to be obnoxious, where you wanted to beat back the masses of people but was enough where it definitely felt like Halloween in the air. I mostly wanted to creep on everyone's kid's costumes. I miss seeing them in our stupid high rise without children. As families walked about the Mall certain stores were labeled with a tombstone sticker and were part of the Trick or Treat experience. Most had a dedicated salesperson at the door to hand out the candy at each stop.

     We walked the 3rd and 2nd levels and noticed the level of participation of stores varied based on the level. I think the lowest level had the highest participation rate. The brochures said 150 stores participating with approximately 520 stores in MOA , so that's about 30% and would be about what I'd guess. I think this event would benefit from more stores participating, but still 150 isn't terrible. I'm sure some would complain about it, but seriously how likely is it you'd hit 150 homes in one night?
 

 
       Besides trick or treating there were areas with free giveaways and science experiments for the children to explore such as the ever popular static electricity generator ball. The lines for these additional activities weren't too long and added to the experience besides the candy gathering. Personally, I'd just hit up more candy!

      In summation, I enjoyed being inside, warm and walking around with all the families and kids in their costumes. I think when we have little ones this might be a very suitable alternative for the neighborhood for these reasons, especially if the weather isn't cooperative and if I'm feeling lazy.
 

 



Monday, October 28, 2013

Things to do in the Twin Cities Week of Halloween!

Well Adult Halloween, AKA this past weekend is now over but there's still some Halloween activities going on this week and weekend in the twin cities. So drink those fluids, take those aspirins and get ready for another week of parties and socializing... and work I guess too.


Top Picks for Families



     It wouldn't be Minnesota with a failure to mention our most famed landmark, the behemoth that is Mall of America. On Halloween night it will feature the "World's Largest Indoor Trick or Treat". With over 150 stores participating it will be a pretty easy thing to fill your kid's candy stash enough for whatever you steal to eat yourself to go unnoticed. Head to one of the food courts and you won't even need to remember the bag, the Mall will provide. Talk about trick or treating in comfort! The event runs from 5:00pm- 8:00pm on Halloween night.

Halloween on the Mall is going on at the Eden Prairie Mall. If you don't trust the weirdos out in the world (or Mall of America for that matter) or you just want to stay warm you can trick or treat at the scene of Mallrats Thursday, Halloween from 5:30 - 7:00pm. Also the EP Police department armed with McGruff the Crime Dog will be on duty.

Trick Art Treat is being held at the Minnesota Institute of Arts in Minneapolis on Halloween 5:00-8:00pm for those who want to feel a bit more cultured. This family friendly event will feature a gallery scavenger hunt, a Children's theatre themed photobooth, art creation crafts and some snacks and cider.

Top Picks for Adults

 
      Tired of the usual Halloween party? Want to be a bit more glamorous? Do you think you’re a bit above your usual friends with the beer pong and turbo quarters? Well Aria is hosting the 1st annual Halloween Masquerade Fashion Ball on Thursday. The event features DJ Chuck Chizzle (not to be confused with Chuck E Cheese-different costume), a burlesque show and other “surprises”. In case you want to make it further evident how much better you are than most people you can purchase a VIP ticket for $75 which ensures you’re able to get away to the mezzanine lounge and seating, also one drink, hor d’oeuvres and a giveaway goodie bag. Regular admission is $25 a person and don’t forget the mask and cloak (Also the password’s Fidelio). Doors open at 6 and the event runs until close, proceeds go to benefit the Smile Network.
 
Wabasha Street Caves has a few tour options each night this week including on Halloween. You'll need to make a reservation ahead of time to join the tours that explore the caves, graveyards and murdered spirits of St. Paul. Tour prices range from $10 - $24 depending on which package you go with!

Fright Farm continues until Halloween night each night this week 7:00pm - 11:00pm. Widely considered one of the best haunted houses in the Twin Cities, Fright Farm employs adult only actors for their houses. That's right, no high school kids who don't know how to act, just adults who take scaring the crap out of you a tad more seriously. The tickets are only $10, which is not too shabby either!
 

Top Picks for Foodies


        
If you have no plans this weekend, don't mind a bit of a drive and want to seriously treat yourself definitely consider the Wine Lovers Weekend getaway at Bluefin Bay Resorts. The Bluefin culinary team up at Tofte, Minnesota is partnering with Peter Botcher AKA the Butcher from Butcher and the Boar, need I say more? Friday entails a four-course dinner for $75 a person and Saturday involves a afternoon wine-tasting at $35 a person with a cap-stone five course dinner at $85 a person.  

    Alexis Bailly Nouveau Harvest Festival is happening in Hastings, Minnesota for those of us who don't have a lot of time nor cash on hand. A $10 a person you'll get access to the event and a Go Vino glass to keep. The Fall vintage will be available for tasting during the event which runs both Saturday and Sunday 11:30am - 5:30pm.
 

Top Picks for the Outdoors and Active



      This weekend in White Bear Lake is The Strive Scholarship 10 miler & 5k! Time to get off your bum and go get some exercise. The race winds around White Bear Lake, starting off in Lions Park. Dogs are welcome on leashes and so are strollers during the 5k. The event is $25 today, $30 after Oct 30th and $35 day of. 100% of the proceeds go to the Strive Scholarship Fund. So go get outside!

      Home Improvement and Design Expo is coming to the Maple Grove  Community Center this weekend. If you've been looking for a great way to hint to your significant other to get off their lazy behind and get motivated this might be the perfect way. Over 150 exhibitors will help you figure out the best way to get some much needed household renovations and improvements under way. The expo runs from 10am - 5pm on Saturday and is $6 or FREE if you bring a perishable food item.

Top Picks for the Art's



       The top pick this weekend has little to do with Halloween and everything to do with a true life American Horror Story. 12 years a Slave is coming to Minnesota this weekend. Based on a true story the film follows one man's trials and tribulations in slavery in the pre civil war era in the South. While the 1 day showing at the Walker is sold out for Wednesday, there are still tickets available for showings starting Friday at the Uptown Theatre. With an all star cast featuring Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender, Paul Giamatti and Brad Pitt this move has a 95% on Rotten Tomatoes. Rated R for some severe violent scenes, nudity and sexual situations.
 
       The perfect theatre trip for the season. Ghosts by Henrik Ibsen is coming to the American Swedish Institute in Minneapolis through November 3rd. Think 19th century Hamlet. Perfect for those of us who understand family dysfunctions.
 

Top Unusual Picks



        Who hasn't been at a boring production of something or the other and really wished the entire focus of the night was on drinking instead? Well "Bye Bye Liver" at the Camp Bar and Cabaret in St. Paul bridges that gap on Friday at 8pm. The tagline states "2 parts sketch comedy, 1 part drinking game." That sounds like something that can't possibly not end well? Aren't I not right?
       


     ...So apparently this is a thing. I mean, you know because Princess Diana was such a huge fan of being in front of the camera and the ridiculous amount attention of course who couldn't see her singing her story publicly to a large audience? But this play apparently had such good reviews this summer when it was here that they brought I back for a second running. So if this is your thing, Princess Diana the Musical is opening this weekend and runs through December. Tickets start at $24.50

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Rifftrax, the cast of MST3K and the Night of the Living Dead

     Tonight was the live event, Rifftrax and the Night of the Living Dead. I was pretty excited for this event, being a huge Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (coined MST3K) fan since childhood. Laughing at someone else's best attempts was a frequent feature at home.

     A little background on MST3K, for those of you who don’t know and are too lazy to go over to wikipedia;

     MST3K was started in Minneapolis in 1988, where it grew into a cult following before it was moved to Comedy Central. The show ran for six seasons and had two Emmy nominations before being cancelled in 1999. The MST3K premise features a man by name of Joel, later replaced by writer Mike Nelson rather inexplicably after Joel decided he didn't want to be famous/was losing some creative control. Joel, later Mike has been launched into space and forced to watch B movies with his two robot companions, Crow and Tom Servo. Yea, the plot line doesn't make much sense, but it's not the true focus.  During the entirety of the movie the cast picks apart, unmercifully I might add truly terrible movies. Some directors found it amusing to see their films highlighted on the show while others most certainly did not. The latter has been the major reason why DVD’s of past episodes are unable to be purchased as the creators would be sued over and over again by the original studios.

     In the years since the crew has embarked on numerous collaborative projects.  In 2006 they had figured out a way around the lawsuit issue. Rather than release the commentaries of the cast with the films they started to release the commentaries separately via MP3’s that could be then played with films (you’d have to provide the actual movie yourself of course)and thus Rifftrax was born. This by-way opened up the film repertoire. Past guest “riffers” have included Weird Al and Neil Patrick Harris. Check out their site commentary dialogue catalog here.  

     *A hilarious note: They recently had running a kickstarter campaign to raise funds to buy the rights to Twilight for a live event, unfortunately they fell short and instead purchased Starship Troopers (event was held in August).





     We had purchased tickets for the live stream at 7:00pm at the Icon Showplace in the West End. The crowd, was as nerdy as you'd expect but it was fun to be in a room for a people who thoroughly enjoyed the show even though you had to overhear them discuss comic books and space travel prior to said event. My only major annoyance was that loads kept getting up during the event to travel to the bathroom and a few were chatty. The unusual experience where regular, open laughter was punctuated by the voice actors talking out-loud over the film itself apparently broke the usual theatre decorum, where one would normally shut up and sit still enough that some felt the liberty to do as they pleased (super annoying).


      I had no expectations for how the live stream would work out. I had concern I wouldn't be able to actually see the actors but I was pleasantly surprised that when the feed began that they showed the amphitheater from which it was streaming in it's entirety before starting off on short film, "Norman Gives a Speech." The short film is apparently a series they're planning to do and while amusing, I was ready for the main event.




     *Apologies for the terrible photo quality, took some quick pictures during the short film only as the lights were still on*

        The feed would alternate between the actual film and later movie with just commentary  to a split screen which had each of the three voice actors in spotlight. It was great to transition back and forth. I really appreciated that we got both angles and the transition between just the movie and the split screen was very seamless.

       The Night of the Living Dead was the first movie that featured zombies, it set up the whole zombie lore foundation despite not actually ever referring to the creatures as "zombies" but rather as the dead or "ghouls". Released in 1968, the black and white horror story was actually heavily influenced on the novel, I am Legend, sound familiar? However the original creatures in the novel were actually vampires, something the director George Romero wasn't a fan of, he wanted to change it up, make it his own. What he ended up with was a cornball story about dead people rising again and eating people. However the film itself, while badly written and horrendously acted was revolutionary for it's day for not only the sheer amount of violence and gore but because there were no heroes. Spoiler alert: Everyone dies!


     It was an easy target for the MST3K crew and more than a few times I caught myself continuing to laugh long after a joke had been told. The jibs and jabs were not only well written but well timed and delivered so it almost seemed spontaneous, even though you knew it wasn't. It was a perfect event for Halloween and even Todd enjoyed it a lot and he hadn't even watched MST3K that much. I'm looking forward to the next one.



          Kevin Murphy, aka Crow- good night folks!


Rifftrax is hosting another live stream event on December 5th for the movie "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians."

                  

Monday, October 21, 2013

Things to do in the Twin Cities week of 10/20


Top things to do for Families


Top pick: The Big Carve in Stillwater!


      This is my top pick because it's fun, family-friendly and involves teaching your children how to handle weapons! The Big Carve pumpkin carving party in Stillwater is being held on Wednesday, October 24th at Lift Bridge Brewery. Leave your favorite knives, machetes, axes, etc. at home for safety reasons, which apparently is important with kiddos. The brewery is providing the carving kits with a ticket fee of $5 which you can preorder here. The event runs from 5pm to 8pm and includes live music, food, treats and of course, beer for the adults and root beer for the kids.

Runner-Up: Science Museum Boo-ology!


      Pack up the rug rats under 12 and cart them down to the Science Museum on Saturday, October 26th from noon until four. Why? FREE ADMISSION! (If they show up in costume). Also there will be a variety of spooky science-related activities including Liz, the Kitchen Pantry Scientist. They have a Halloween costume, might as well get some mileage out of it. Besides they get a whole night off from homework on the 31st, here's a chance to make them earn it with a little bit of learning.

Other notable events for families:

     Twin Cities Harvest Festival and Maze is open one last weekend! Located in Brooklyn Park this event will cost you $10 a ticket, kids under 3 feet are free. The maze is about as close to driving your kids out into the middle of nowhere and leaving them as you'll get. In the "about me" the owner is listed as an experienced "corn maze developer", no idea how you go about getting that certification but this guy clearly doesn't mess around. They also have a ton of attractions besides said maze like a petting zoo, climbing wall, and a pumpkin' slinger. Plus a portion of each ticket goes to charity... probably to benefit the families of the children lost in his maze.

  Top things to do for Adults



Top pick: Spooky Speak-easy at the Soap Factory!


     It wouldn't be Halloween in Minnesota without mentioning The Soap Factory. You must be over 18 and passably sober for entrance into this famous Twin Cities Haunted House. However once you're done peeing your pants you'll need to replenish some liquids and the pop-up Spooky speak-easy on site will be there for you when you're finished. Although not sure what state you'll be in at the end of the tour being that the website indeed does state, "You will get messy, dress accordingly." Ectoplasm apparently won't be remedied with a tide pen. Tickets are range from $25 - $27 bucks and you can buy them ahead of time here. For those too cowardly to attempt the haunted house forget it and just head straight to the bar where cocktails from Bittercube’s Nick Kosevich and La Belle Vie’s Johnny Michaels every Friday and Saturday evening will be featured. Oh and the cherry on top? Food trucks lined up outside. Boom!


Other notable events for adults:


     Goosebumps Unscripted is being held this Friday, October 25th and also Halloween night at 10:30pm at the Improv Comedy Club, Comedy Sportz in Minneapolis. This 18+ event invites the audience to give the title clues for the cast to act out for the perfect nostalgic trip. The price is $14 and yes, they serve beer and wine ya lush!


      American Sky Brewing Brew-Hallow is going on this Saturday, October 26th in Hudson, Wisconsin. Yes, I know this technically isn't Minnesota, get over it, it's free! Free admission for 8 breweries each bringing a special beer on tap. There is a costume contest, live music, apple bobbin', hammerschlagen and some food. Hudson isn't that far of a drive, really.


   Top activities for Foodies  



It's RESTAURANT WEEK!


     A lot of great deals to be had during the week for those of us who love to stuff our face! $10- $20 lunches and $15- $30 dinners at some of the bigger names in the 'biz. Not too shabby! To put this in perspective for those who might not be as well versed on the restaurants of the cities that's roughly the value equivalance of 2 to 4 McDonald's Quarter Pounder meals for a lunch and 3 to 6 for a dinner; What a deal! Here's a fantastic grid of the deals, now go TREAT YO SELF!


Other notable events for foodies:


       Fulton Brewery- Pittsburgh Blue Dinner is tomorrow night, 10/22 in Maple Grove. Got $60 burning a hole in your pocket? No plans or friends on a Tuesday night? Go make some, or just stuff your lonely face. Last I heard it still had openings so get on that!

       Summit Brewing- Eden Valley Grille is Thursday, 10/24 in Edina. Like what I said above only you're ten bucks short? Lucky you, this one is $50! Again same story; beer, good food, also Oktoberfest themed. Also I should mention this poster specifically calls out "Entertainment" as included yet doesn't specify what... I mean worst case scenario it's polka, right?

 Top Unusual Activities 



Rifftrax Night of the Living Dead!


         Ever been a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000? Tom Servo? Crow? Ring a bell? In select theatres the stars of MST3K will be watching Night of the Living Dead and commenting in real time. Fathom Events has arranged for the live feed to transmit on Thursday, October 24th across the country. Tickets are still available and if you're a fan of the show, or just enjoy making fun of absolutely terrible movies this one is for you. Ticket prices vary on theatre.


Other unusual events:



        Nightmare Hallow Scream Park. Have you ever been on a Haunted hayride and thought, "Man I'd love to shoot these monsters"? Well now you can during the Zombie Hunt at Nightmare Hallow-Scream Park in Forest Lake. Armed with glow-in-the-dark paintball guns you can shoot the defenseless actors in full costume as they amble towards you in the dark. I'm mostly mentioning this for the pure fun of it, the reviews aren't too good, you can see them here. Buyer beware, tickets range from $25-$35 and include a haunted house, hayride or both.

      The Barebones Halloween Outdoor Puppet Extravaganza... yea this seems about as different as they come. Part giant live puppet show, part pageant, part what the hell? Also if you hate audience participation, you better run like there's no tomorrow. Audience members will come forward in a "public naming ceremony", listing the members of their family who have passed. In attempting to steer the holiday away from the commercialization of Halloween (I can hear Linus crying with joy) they have created a myriad of cultural observances of the holiday. Kooky. I don't think they'll have you sacrifice your first born, but better leave the kids at home just in case ;)
   

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Sunday, October 20, 2013

Fall Feast Food Truck Rally at Harriet Brewing

      Found the perfect diversion this weekend for the husband and I, The Fall Feast Food Truck Rally at Harriet Brewing Company.

      Craft beer? 15 food trucks all in one location? FREE admission? Tromping around in cold rain in a parking lot? Well the last bit sounds bad, but it kept the crowds small so I'll gladly take it! Besides, this is Minnesota and the weather only gets worse from here on out, so suck it up.

      First off we need to acknowledge the FREE admission, which is what it should be unlike that abomination of a so-called Food Truck Festival downtown two years ago where you had to pay to simply be in the almighty presence of the food trucks. 

     The lot, yes was small but it was more than adequate especially since the weather was crap. The prize for getting carded at the gate was a wristband which made Harriet craft beer accessible. They used a beer ticket system, the more tickets you purchased the more you saved sort of a deal. Not sure which beer to drink? No problem, the tasting room was open in the front to alleviate that tricky decision and the tap room in the back. 

     So on to the main event, the trucks! We went around in circles to every truck to get the lay of the land before deciding on Twisted Fork for starters, but let me say that this was one of the most difficult decisions I've had in a very long time. There were so many fantastic options and the stomach only has so much room, and I wasn't up to purging (although the onsite port-a-potties were alluring). We also decided to eliminate visiting any food truck we had previously tried to create a short list and in the end Twisted Fork had Walleye Fish Cakes on the menu and I just could not resist!

  The walleye cakes according to Twisted Fork;
       "Three walleye cakes atop a crispy salad mix tossed with red wine vinaigrette. Served with tartar sauce and lemon aioli on the side"
translation; FANTASTIC! I accidentally tipped this food truck more than I meant to, which cause a brief marital discussion... however, after trying a bite I think they may have deserved even more (that's my story and I'm sticking to it).

Todd got the pastrami sandwich and pronounced it as "pretty much the best thing ever!" Which he said right in front of me... which I guess if I have to take second place in his life I'm glad at least it's after a sandwich from Twisted Fork;

    We sipped some West Side IPA's, which were pretty good and walked around to try and work up some more of an appetite, checking out the grounds. The tables scattered around were pretty full, we ended up using a hammerschlagen table for a ground base to give our cold fingers a break into warm pockets and gloves. There was a live band, and a few other activities going on. 


  So it turns out we didn't have much of an appetite left which was a shame, especially since I saw The Red Pig & Truffle had a Jalapeno Bacon BLT, I was devastated with my stomach's lack of skills today. One guy had it down, he brought a roll of aluminium foil and was sampling and then carefully wrapping and storing several meals into his backpack like a squirrel before winter... note to self for next time, bring hibernation storage supplies.

   Before we left we did decide to hit up one last snack and take it on the way home and that was from the Motley Crews Heavy Metal Grille Crew Food Truck. And while we were sorely tempted with an item titled "My Ex-Husband's Nuts" we settled on a bag of Sweet~N~Heat Pretzels! These small hard pretzels are coated with a brown-sugar, spicy rub that melts in your mouth and at first is sweet and then you feel the heat. It's divine and I shamelessly had some for breakfast this morning. 



    All in all, I will from now on be paying close attention to the MFTA (The Minnesota Food Truck Association) for the next rally, totally worth the drive!